Even if You're Male, Still Can't Turn a Hoe Into a Housewife

MW takes notes from any source he can on ways in which he can woo women. The tricks of the trade. The sweet little things that we women adore, he is making mental notes. They don't just readily come to him. Recently, he showed me a short, but sweet text he had sent a gal that took him thirty minutes to come up with.

Thirty minutes?!

The thing with MW is that his game is to get action. Plain and simple. It's not to be a nice human being. It's not to be sincere. It's about his opportunities of getting into someone else's pants and he feels that his odds go up if he takes thirty minutes to send a text that it would take a thoughtful person thirty seconds to type.

Man whores are a tricky bunch. Because we want to believe that they are genuine. Can't fathom that they don't look any farther than the next time they'll be able to sleep with us. I asked MW why he makes such an effort. If his goal is for sex alone, then why bother with all the niceties it takes to get there?

He wants to send flowers. Bring breakfast in bed. He's trying to play a game he's not used to. He's not a boyfriend. Nor does he want to be, so what's with the act? Does he not realize you cannot turn a hoe into a housewife? Even if that hoe is a male.